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Last updated on July 28, 2014 | by Aet Suvari


Conjugal dating, anyone?

I was browsing the net to find new interesting online dating sites and clicked on a site called Conjugal Harmony. Kind of freaked me out. It’s a professionally designed site that advertises itself as a site of the latest craze in adult dating, dating and marrying inmates for conjugal visits. It even claims happily: ‘All the sex, none of the nagging!’

No way, I thought. I’ve seen my fair share of weird stuff here online, but isn’t this a bit over the top? I mean, this is what they actually write on their website: ‘With a conjugal marriage, you will finally have a wife with the perfect amount of freedoms and rights, and more importantly, you will finally start enjoying your own.’

And this is just a start. The site goes on about how it is important to get to know your conjugal online date through emails and visiting in order to ‘get a face-to-face (through glass with a telephone) to make sure this is the right person for you.’ They even promise to draft up all the necessary paperwork in their California office and arrange for an ordained minister to meet you at your next visitation and perform the nuptials!


This goes on and on and seems utterly believable, with the big green sign: Click Here to Register right underneath it. It’s not until you browse through the profiles of the alleged users that you start thinking this might be just a mock-up after all…. Or not?

Anyway, have a look at Conjugal Harmony and send a link to some of your more gullible friends. Who knows, they might even fall for it?

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has been reviewing and writing about the world of online dating since 2008 and the launch of Online Dating Help. A stickler for promoting ethical practices within the UK dating industry she champions the sites that get it right while highlighting those holding it back. You can follow her on Google+

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